I’m walking down the aisle after the credits and there are full cucumbers scattered across the carpet, one half chewed, one smashed into the floor, seeds everywhere, and a sticky mess around it like the seats were part of your little setup. The employee is literally using tongs like it’s hazardous waste, and I’m standing there realizing this wasn’t an accident, this was planned.
You sat through a whole movie with produce in your lap, did whatever you were doing in the dark, then just left it there like the theater is your personal cleanup crew. People paid to sit in that row, not deal with leftovers from whatever weird side activity you decided to run mid show. And yeah, the smell didn’t help your case either.
