$299, $179, $99… and she’s handling it like it’s some rare museum piece. I already knew what I wanted, I didn’t need the whole performance.
She keeps talking about quality and “keepsake value” while I’m just standing there thinking this is the same place I buy paper towels and snacks. So I cut her off mid-sentence and told her I’ll take the $99 one, no speech needed. You could tell she didn’t like that, but I wasn’t about to stand there and pretend this was some luxury experience.
Then she asks if I want it cleaned again before I leave, like that’s going to suddenly make it worth more, and I just grabbed the box before she even finished talking. Paid, took the receipt, and walked out while she was still holding that cloth, probably waiting for the next person to give that same little sales pitch to.
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