“I had to read this three times just to make sure I wasn’t misunderstanding it…

‘DO NOT TAKE WATER IF UNDER 80 DEGREES.’

So let me get this straight—
if it’s *not* hot enough outside, we’re just supposed to… not drink water??

Then right under it:
‘ONLY WATER IN THIS REFRIGERATOR’
‘LIMIT 2 BOTTLES EACH’

So the water is locked down like it’s some kind of luxury item, but also only available if the weather meets the required temperature threshold??

I get rationing supplies… but putting conditions on basic hydration is wild.

At this point I’m half expecting a supervisor to walk in with a thermometer like,
“Sorry, it’s 79°… put the bottle back.”