I just paid for a sandwich and opened it up expecting something that at least resembled the picture on the menu.

Instead I get two slices of ham, two lonely pieces of cheese, one single spinach leaf sitting in the middle like it’s doing all the work, and a tiny squirt of mustard like they were rationing it.

I’m not asking for a five star gourmet meal here but this thing looks like someone started making a sandwich and then just gave up halfway through. There’s more empty bread than actual ingredients and somehow they still managed to scatter three random pieces of pepper on the wrapper like that was supposed to impress me.

At this point I’m convinced the employee looked at my order, threw the bare minimum on there, closed the bread, and called it a day. If this is what passes for a “fully made sandwich” now, I clearly ordered the deluxe air edition. 

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