I thought you were just sneaking snacks in at first. Then I see you sitting there with what looks like an entire trash bag full of popcorn on your lap, digging into it with both hands like it’s your personal buffet while the rest of us are dealing with those tiny overpriced tubs.
And yeah, I asked. Because there’s no way that’s regular popcorn. Turns out you really went out of your way for that. That’s the part that gets me. Not even embarrassed, not even trying to hide it, just fully committed like everyone else is weird for not doing the same.
So I moved seats. I’m not about to sit there next to someone treating a movie theater like a free for all food situation. Call it dramatic if you want, but I didn’t pay to spend two hours watching that.
