i’m standing in the aisle staring at this bottle like who approved this to be sold to humans

picked it up thinking it was normal lemonade and the second i actually looked at it… chunks. not pulp. not “natural bits.” full on floating blobs packed in there like someone scooped leftovers into a bottle and slapped a label on it. and yeah i took a picture because there’s no way i’m the only one seeing this and acting like it’s fine. the one next to it looks half empty with random cubes sitting at the bottom like it separated and gave up halfway through production

what made it worse is nobody around me even reacted. people just grabbing stuff off the shelf like this is completely normal behavior for a drink. i even asked one employee and he just shrugged like “it’s supposed to be like that.” supposed to be like WHAT exactly? a science project? because if that’s the standard now then we’re really just drinking anything as long as the label says premium

i put it back exactly where i found it and walked off because i’m not about to pay money to chew my drink. if that’s what y’all consider “fresh,” keep it. i’ll stick to stuff that doesn’t look like it’s growing inside the bottle 

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