and right away my boss walks in carrying a pizza at 9 in the morning. No explanation, no reason, just drops it in the middle of the room like it makes sense to be eating pizza that early
Everyone’s already confused, and then we get closer and realize he put a banana right in the middle of it. Just sitting there on top like that was part of the plan.
He starts laughing like it’s some inside joke, because he knows none of us like bananas but we all like pizza. So now he basically ruined the one thing people might’ve actually eaten.
Nobody touched it. It just sat there while everyone went back to work, and the whole thing turned into him bringing food just to make sure nobody eats it.
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