I had a girl over the other night and yeah we hooked up in the living room on that old green chair my mom keeps acting like it belongs in …
Everybody losing their mind over this damn chair and I still don’t see the big deal. Read More
I got in thinking you’d at least help me with my groceries but you went off helping another car like I wasn’t even there. In the middle of that you …
To this uber driver… you had ONE job and still fucked it up. Read More
I took my kid to grab one thing and these two are posted up at the bin like they own it, digging through everything, blocking the whole thing like it’s …
Grown men really out here acting like this over toy cars… embarrassing. Read More
i’m standing in line trying to get through and everywhere i look it’s slippers, blankets, full-on bedtime outfits like people just rolled out of bed and said yeah this is …
When did airports turn into pajama parties because what the hell is going on lately Read More
i was walking and saw this jogger drop three full vapes on the ground and keep going like nothing happened. i almost called out but then i paused because why …
Sometimes you just have to step in and help people even if they don’t realize it yet Read More
We got here thinking we were already ahead of time and it still ended up like this, people wrapped all the way around with bags everywhere and barely moving. I …
THIS IS WILD AF. If you’re flying out of here, be early like stupid early because this line is insane. Read More
Every time I jog around this area, I always see this homeless man living in that small trailer with his dog. I kept noticing the dog barely getting enough food …
I don’t even know if what I did was right or wrong, but I couldn’t just keep walking past it anymore. Read More
I’m currently in Maryland and forgot to change my address, so i told the driver to just keep the meal and enjoy it himself. It’s a good thing he doesn’t …
A VERY UNEXPECTED THING happened today because i accidentally sent a food delivery to the wrong house. Read More
picked it up thinking it was normal lemonade and the second i actually looked at it… chunks. not pulp. not “natural bits.” full on floating blobs packed in there like …
i’m standing in the aisle staring at this bottle like who approved this to be sold to humans Read More
i’m talking full cluster right along the frame and mattress edge, not one or two. a whole buildup like they’ve been living there comfortably while i’m the one paying for …
i woke up and my own bed looked like it had tenants i didn’t agree to Read More