picked it up thinking it was normal lemonade and the second i actually looked at it… chunks. not pulp. not “natural bits.” full on floating blobs packed in there like …
i’m standing in the aisle staring at this bottle like who approved this to be sold to humans Read More
i’m talking full cluster right along the frame and mattress edge, not one or two. a whole buildup like they’ve been living there comfortably while i’m the one paying for …
i woke up and my own bed looked like it had tenants i didn’t agree to Read More
real generous. Love the effort to hit exactly 20% and still round it to a clean $40 so it feels bigger than it actually is. Nothing like doing precise math …
Wow, $6.79 on a $33.21 bill… Read More
I come back to the parking lot and see a shopping cart slammed straight into the driver’s side door. The dent was bad, like instantly I knew this was gonna …
I took my sugar mama’s car out today to grab groceries, nothing crazy, just a quick run. Read More
It said, “I’m so sorry, my hot chocolate went rogue in the wind, left some cash for a detail.” At first I was like okay, at least they tried to …
I was leaving CVS earlier, grabbing something for one of my sugar mommies, and when I got to my car I noticed someone left money on it with a note. Read More
Out of every place he could’ve left his car, he chose the one area that actually matters. I didn’t even overreact at first. I left a sign right on his …
Some dude in a minivan really decided to park right behind my warehouse, the same spot where I keep all my supercars and exotic rentals. Read More
First thing I noticed was his hair. He grew it all the way out and now it’s super long, to the point it completely changes how he looks from before. …
I saw this kid I used to go to high school with, and he’s completely changed over the last two years. Back then, he was just a normal kid, nothing really stood out about him at all. Read More
It’s this massive tree going across his entire back. Like yeah, the work itself came out clean, but I couldn’t stop thinking who actually decides to put something like that …
Last night I got paid $2,000 to tattoo this trust fund kid’s back. Easy money, so I took it, but the whole time I’m working I’m just looking at what he chose. Read More
Drove across town in rush hour traffic. Waited 25 minutes at the restaurant while the kitchen took their sweet time. Navigated to some apartment complex where NONE of the buildings …
Just finished a DoorDash delivery and I’m honestly sitting here shaking my head at the audacity. Read More
The whole project is for his dog. Hours of measuring, drilling, hammering, adjusting boards like he’s building a luxury penthouse… just so the dog can step outside and stare at …
My grandpa spent the entire day outside building a balcony off his window and I thought he was finally fixing something useful around the house. Nope. Read More